all I do with lj anymore is jump on every few weeks to dump overstressed mini-rants and then peace the fuck out again

( so cut for that i guess )

I am soul-crushingly homesick.

 Phrases I am never going to put myself in the position of saying again:

Oh my god, I have never been this high before/I am too fucking high right now

I do not understand this fucking programming assignment/Goddamnit, Netbeans

I guess I'll just go to bed now and try to study before class tomorrow

WHAT IS MY LIFE.

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JAKOB-CREUTZFELDT DISEASE YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.

I DO NOT HAVE ANY TRANSMISSIBLE SPONGIFORM ENCEPHALOPATHY, MUCH LESS CJD

DEAR RED CROSS: I HATE YOU

LET ME GIVE BLOOD

NO LOVE,

EVERYONE BORN IN GERMANY BETWEEN 1980 AND 1996

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 Last day living in the house I've spent my entire life in. Last day with little sister and mom taking care of everything for me. Last day slacking off and fucking around aimlessly. 

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